Super-BLING
Haha! Captain Money is straight rollin’ in the ducats now! That’s right yall, Captain Drew Money chose the correct winner of the Superbowl and is now enjoying the resultant CRAZY loot. My winnins be so vast and extensive that I can now swim a full individual medley relay through my piles. That’s four full laps yo–freestyle, backstroke, breaststroke (you know it!), and butterfly. So while I’m basking in my glory, I figured I should help yall out with your shortcomings. After all, my strengths are your shortcomings, and I’m HELLA strong. I feel qualified, as your superior, to give advice. Peep this: FIND PERSON. Trust yo, use people search engines to find cats from your past, present or even future. Cats that can help you rise up and ball outta control. Business contacts, whateva. You need people to make money. Remember that. Word is bond. Oh and um for you cats who be running up in lots of women, you might want to see about finding the child you put up for adoption. Cap Money neva had that problem, cause he always straps up, but I know some of you busters be thinking with that little head. PEACE.
